This is the weirdo tree I run by every morning:
May 21, 2010
May 18, 2010
May 15, 2010
These are all the new pets Melissa and I have in Washington.
May 12, 2010
Our missionary is home! I flew in Wednesday morning about 30 minutes before Joe and I got to meet him at that gate, it was so fun! I'm so glad Joe is home safe and happy now. He was a fabulous missionary but we're glad he's back- especially Mommy! Welcome home Boe!!
May 11, 2010
Our internet doesn't work at the lodge but I'm trying to remedy that. For now I'm just sharing some pictures so everyone can see the beautiful place I'm living. I feel like I'm living in a different world right now. It's so stunning and peaceful here and I love it. These pictures don't do it justice but hopefully they'll give you just a little idea of my life right now!
May 2, 2010
Yesterday we spent the day in Seattle and it was so much fun! We spent most of the time at Pikes Market and then went to a random little seafood restaurant for lunch that was so good. If we weren't staying in a hotel right now I would have brought home a giant lobster tail and grilled it up for dinner!
May 1, 2010
I am very protective of my friends and their feelings. Especially when it comes to boys. So yesterday I created this application for boys to fill out if they're interested in any of my friends. I've already emailed one out... Enjoy!
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY BEST FRIEND Please note: If filling out and returning of application takes longer than a week you will be withdrawn from consideration.
DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_________________________________
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Number of years they have been married ____________________
A. Do you own or have access to a van?
B. A truck with oversized tires?
C. A waterbed?
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back?
(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE
APPLICATION AND SEVER ALL CONTACT IMMEDIATELY)
ESSAY SECTION:In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY FRIEND" mean to you?
In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
Church you attend _____________________________
How often you attend __________________________
When would be the best time to interview your (include name and phone number):
best friend? __________________________________
worst enemy? __________________________________
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. If you lie I will know.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
C: A woman's place is in the:
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? _______________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.